
“Santa Came On A Nuclear Missile” is a Song-Poem that was recorded by an artist named Heather Noel, that plays on cold war fears, similar to “Mister Russian, Please Don’t Shoot Down Santa’s Sleigh.” This song serves as a reminder that military equipment, preemptive war and nuclear weapons make terrible stocking stuffers.
The recording opens with the sound of an exploding bomb, which is followed by a lively organ and vocals, that cheerfully explain that Santa has transformed into a hairless, militaristic alien who arrives on a weapon of mass destruction and gives the terrified singer/narrator a laser gun, instead of the teddy bear that she asked for.
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